[Kicks my legs up on the arm of chair] I am the precious, good Twin. I am fragile, please be kind. [Laughs] Interviewing and reporting are my specialty. I am also Ed's beautiful not so breakable, no longer klutzy, smiling bride, loving wife Bella, and [rolls eyes] I suppose the term Assistant is apparently a big deal. I love to flirt and well [twirls hair leaning closer to you] I am not called a tramp for nothing.
Rosalie might be a smidgen jealous of me, but hell @BookWormB3lla & @EdwardTCullen gave her Nessie, What more could she want? Edward maybe? [Shrugs] I wouldn't know I am not the mind reader, though if I was...The things I could do.
My favorite color changes from moment to moment, blue, purple, lavender, Chartreuse, Neon pink… [Taps finger on my bottom lip] See I can’t make up my mind. [Fake cries, then laughs]
OK I’ve been told this is my spot, so could you move on now. You’re making me itchy; I think I'm allergic to you... Run fast. Unless you're my Stalker then please come cuddle me I'm cold.
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