Caius of Twitwitter

Please follow @theCaiusVolt on twitter, as I hope we will see many more Tweets of this magnitude and higher from her in the future.

*appears at your shoulder before moving back and waving hand* These punishments have lost their thrill.

*walking around* There is no chase! No chills down the spine in the anticipation of ripping ones limbs off and burning before the eyes of the guilty. It is all I can do these days to carry out these punishments.

 A pity. I do so enjoy the pain of others. Watching the horror and knowledge feel their eyes. The scalding ice that fills their veins.

*smiles to self-* Fear is a very pungent smell, you know? It is the best part of feeding.) The sweet taste coating your mouth and lungs. Ah, but punishment. Punishment has lost this sweet taste.

*laughs sharp and quick* You will be doing nothing but recovering limbs. *focuses in on you again and stalks closer*    

*Sits down in her spot pulling out her stationary,*

Dear Caius,

 How I love Thee, you’re back and you've returned in style.

Oh Cai Cai, TwiTwitter’s very beautiful 16 year old Awesomeness, with so many life issues, illnesses and you come back and give us this.

*Claps* I am awed at what you do. Please continue with what you give--it is exactly what we all need…

As Ztwin is not here with us tonight, I know she would agree.

With much Love,

Tramp <3

 

 “Bella…Bella…Bella…Please tell me you have seen the glorious progress in TwiTwitter’s Timeline.” Stalker/Storymaster jogs effortlessly into her space.

 “I have had the most delightful afternoon "helping" Caius get back his twitter feet!!! And it was a sheer joy!” The enthusiasm in his voice was contagious had tramp/Bella smiling with him. 

“I actually did very little prompting to get the most excellent tweeting from the old grumpy one. And we were laughing the whole time!” TC1 explains grabbing up Tramp twirling her, sounding very light hearted.

“And it was just a simple prompting of ‘make a note of long history of his punishments have lost their thrill.’  Turned into the tweets in timeline."

(  www.Twitter.com/ theCaiusVolt ) 

"Do you know how long it's been since I've just given prompts and they turn into such lovely tweeting?” Setting light kiss to Bella’s forehead, Storymaster holds her close basking in his pride. 

“My Vampire memory clouds up, it's been that long. “ Stalker picks up the fallen paper, sighs. 

“Of course my love, you already thought to praise her…” rubs his thumb over her cheek walking away to spread the news.

Improvement Award

April's Feature Character Improvement Award: Collin

Trampy Twin : *Picks up droid phone connecting to www.twitwitter.ning.com waiting on Collin*
 
Collin: * Walks into blog- beat to his step, Ipod playing in ears. Seeing suddenly Zaf, Tramp and Sm. closes, Ipod and stores it away.* “Hi Guys!”

Zaffy twin: Yes and we don't want people taking away from your God complex.
  
Stalker- TC1: *rolls eyes at Zaf* "Hello, Collin."

Trampy Twin: Hiya Collin *bats her lashes, leaning forward*

Zaffy twin: *elbows Ed, sits next to Collin* " Hi sweetness

Stalker- TC1: *cough*

COLLIN: I'm finally here from La Push as you asked, what can i help you with? * pulls a chair out and sits down*

Stalker- TC1: *covers nose first then just stops breathing*

Zaffy twin: *rolls eyes at ed* " don't mind him Collin" *winks*

Trampy Twin: Anyway, Welcome...Tell us: Why you think you may or may not deserve the honor of our featured most improved...

Collin: Wow, an award for me? * grins* that's great, but i don't think i improved enough yet to receive the award. I feel honored though.

Trampy Twin: *wipes tear* Awe Collin is a wolf after my still dead heart...

Stalker- TC1: (award? did we say award) *slips coin back in pocket*

Zaffy twin: *smiles* " yes Collin you are a rather amazing wolf, giving Paul a run for his money"     *grabs whip* “YES ED, AWARD”

Collin: *feels his spirits rise at the praise* "thanks for the comments”

Stalker- TC1: “I only thought that, ladies”

Trampy Twin: we saw you hide it...

Zaffy twin: thank you Z *sticks out tongue*

Stalker- TC1: "Sigh" *takes coin out, tossing it to My Z*

Trampy Twin: [catches it handing it to Collin] Anyone have questions for Collin before I poof him away?

Zaffy twin: well I thought I did that part already...*laughs*

Stalker- TC1: "Are you feeling picked on by all this attention?"

Trampy Twin: [shrugs] I don't have any it was more for ed...

Collin: well to be honest, I'm rather feeling not picked on but surprised that me a wolf gets three vampires to come and get to do this. :-)

Zaffy twin: *plays with Collins hair* " You are special"

Stalker- TC1: "See, I told you he was a good puppy."

Trampy Twin: [smiles] and modest...

Zaffy twin: all good qualities
 
Stalker- TC1: "Okay Z. 'good' is just fine.”

Trampy Twin: What? he is dreamy...

Stalker- TC1: *glares*

Zaffy twin: *giggles* " its true he is

Collin: * if smile was bigger head would be cut off* thank you, please stop it might inflate my ego.

Trampy Twin: [poofs Collin away] bye... [waves]

Zaffy twin: *frowns* POO!

Stalker- TC1: *mumbles* "But he smells and he doesn't sparkle..at all"

Zaffy twin: his eyes his eyes make the stars look like they are not shining

Trampy Twin: And he isn't in the cottage with his wife...[runs off to edit and think of glitter]

Stalker- TC1: *mumbling* "He's not even a spider-monkey of any kind"

Zaffy twin: *rolls eyes*

Feature Character Q&A: Collin

  Feature Character of April: 

Collin

Questions by: Zafrina

Zaffy: *smiling, Opening note pad identical to Z’s only is bedazzled with Zaf across the top*  OK first question for you Collin, how did the things Sm told you help you improve, And what really hit home to actually have you make these changes?

Collin: I'm trying to think American boy but being Canadian, it's not easy. it's really tough. but i try to manage -we don't have the same mentality all together. so I'm trying to adjust myself to the basics- I have  more than most to work through.
   
Zaffy: *placing hand on chin staring into Collins eyes* That wonderful, now, when the guide came out what did you take from that to apply to your character?

Collin:  I'm trying to change the way I'm tweeting. Thanks to Sm and Alice that pointed out my mistakes, I'm getting better at it

Zaffy: *tilts head* but that didn’t answer my question Collin *smirking*

Collin: well, it's mostly the advice of Sm's that made the change mostly. the guide hadn't got much info on me


Zaffy: A HUGE thing people are always saying is they have a hard time Not using "I" in their tweets was that ever a problem for you *winking*

Collin: oooh ya

Zaffy:  Well you do a wonderful job at hiding any troubles, * inches closer* What helps you avoid that?
  
Collin: ex: *I go to* changed into *goes the gave an example of how he changes it which I was excited about, and I made changes too, I tried to make him a little older than he was and not be a teen emo. I made some mistakes with Collin and I try not to repeat them.

TwiTwitter Luau

TwiTwitter Luau

Hosted by: ZTwins


Come on in, *waves you in* Join us at the Luau April, 22, 23, and 24. We know that the pesky holiday of generic bunnies and baskets land on Sunday we apologies and know some will not be in attendance.

*smiles* Eat some food we won’t bite much unless you ask us. Stalker is away at the moment but will return with your leis. Sit back relax, and listen to what we have planned for you.

“Picture walking on the beach the sand between your toes, Z a little help here.” Tramp smiles at Zaf.

“Alright twin, well since our guests are sooo important I will pull out all the stops.” Zaf smirks, “As you walk in, the path will be lit with fluorescent Butterflies, and overhead a canopy of vibrant tropical flowers,” she nods to herself.  “How is that for an entrance?”

“I suppose, But you forgot the pink flamingos I asked for...” Tramp huffs. “Out of the canopies on the beach down wind, There will be a place for the shifters to feel at home with the fire dancers, a very non friendly vampire area.” tramp bites lip, thinking she may just endure a little singe to see Paul. “Hula dancers, Limbo, Pina cola.....”

Zaf interrupts, “I would very much like to see a little hula hip shaking from some of the wolf boys and the Volturi maybe a competition?”

“Z you always have the best idea’s...So yes look for the competitions, let us know if there is any you would like to see... As I was saying before Z interrupted me...” Tramp rolls her eyes, “We will have hula dancers, No they are not your food red eyes... Limbo, pina coladas, dancing, and music.” tramp blows kisses.

Slip on a grass skirt, cup those girlie's into coconuts and let’s have a party this weekend.



::Back at the BLOG::

Trampy Twin: *raises brow to Stalker, his back to her as she gets close to his corner she See's him weaving together something* “What are you doing?”

Stalker- TC1:    *counting leaves, muttering.* No these are poison oak... Those are poison ivy... This here is a combination of both.

Trampy Twin: What are they for Eddie?


Stalker- TC1: A good time for all. *chortling happily to myself and my witty reply*

Trampy Twin: *hides Stalker from viewers...* Um... Z?

Zaffy Twin: *Laughing*  I would hate to have all of Eddie’s hard work go to waste here ztwin, I think some of these rather exotic creations can come in handy, as a matter of fact I would like any extras please *smiling*

Ztwins & their Stalker on “leaked” Breaking Dawn photos

We know this is not our usual blog on TwiTwitter, today is a treat on something entirely off subject but needing to be asked…and answered.

Q1. What did y'all think of them asking everyone to "snitch" on who had the pictures up?

Zaf: *laughs* Honestly, I laugh at the reaction Rob had for it telling the good twihards to mobilize and destroy

 Stalker-TC1: I thought they would find plenty who would, two faced bitches, every one of them drooling over the pictures themselves.

 Zaf: The whole thing just got peoples blood pumping for more

 Stalker-TC1:I find it hard to believe it wasn't and inside job.

  Q2. Did you "look" more than once at the photos before "most" were taken down?

Stalker-TC1: nope

 Zaf : But if course *smirks*
    

 Stalker-TC1: I did what all those tattle tales did.. copy them. I could see if it was pictures. But it was video too.

Q3. Did you think it was an “Inside” job?

Zaf : I am sure it was totally an inside job

 Stalker-TC1:  I think they were just trying to see our reactions. Well, look at what was "hacked" Sex scene and Bloody Bella. If you were hacking you'd go for what we haven’t seen like the Volturi or the other Vampire. Rob's back... Seen that a few movies already

 Zaf:  I think it can ruin the shock value in a movie but the draw for more with this saga is too irresistible even for a boom operator or a gaffe.

Q4. Do you feel that these picture had you wanting to see it or sorely let down?

Zaf: I was not let down by them I am however curious as to what out of those will be seen in the movie

Stalker-TC1: Okay, Okay. I wanted to see feathers. Bruised Bella.

 Zaf: yes I would want to see more but I am glad I didn't

 Stalker-TC1: so I can get rid of the chain smoking Kstew that fills my mind when I think of those scenes.

Q5. What scene do you wish you could see early?

Stalker-TC1: The Volturi kicking ass and taking names.

Zaf: I want to see the scene that has the Volturi in Part 1 of the movie!!

 Stalker-TC1:  Marcus with his luxurious hair and Aro in his black fur. Yummy.

 Q6. Would you "snitch" if you knew a website had the pictures up?

Stalker-TC1:    If by "snitch" you mean run and immediately look and share with friends. Yes.

Zaf: *taps chin* hmmmmm I don't know if I really would bother.  I am too busy

 Q7. Do you think this was merely a publicity stunt?

Stalker-TC1: See above.

 Zaf:    yes I think it was!